Larry the Lamp

"Finally a gift that doesn't end up collecting dust. Everyone loved it, and it stillbrings a smile every time."

Give a gift that's actually interesting

Candles, calendars and cheesy decor? Might as well throw in pitchforks andtorches so your friends can chase you out of town.
Big. Switch. Energy.

9 out of 10 women agree: this switch is the perfect size.
Turn Larry on. Literally

One gentle touch. No Viagra required.
Your guests will want to steal him

 Better grab two so they can watch each other. Saves you the money for ahome security system.

We could now go into great detail about why Larry is the funniest 
lamp this side of the South Pole...
But some switches... you just have to experience and touch yourself.

Most commonly gifted to:
Brother
 Coworker
Partner
Mother-in-law with questionable humor
 Your slightly eccentric aunt who keeps a kayak in her living room